Movie nudity is virtually always female.
A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutter's don't rob you blind.
Your arse is never a factor in a job interview.
You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So... notice anything different?"
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
You never have to clean the toilet.
Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
If you're 42 and single nobody notices.
You can write your name in the snow.
Flowers fix everything.
You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
Foreplay is optional.
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking "He must be mad at me".
You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
You get to jump up and slap stuff.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
One mood, all the time.
You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
Grey hair and wrinkles add character.
You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
Not liking a person does not eliminate having great sex with them.
You don't mooch off others' desserts.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary.
The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected.
Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
Your orgasms are real. Always.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
The world is your urinal.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Same work... more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
One mood, all the time - horny.
 

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