If you put a woman on a pedestal
and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the
housework, you are a pansy
If you work too hard, there is
never any time for her..
If you don't work enough, you
are a good for nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive
job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive
job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead
of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets job ahead of you,
it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks,
it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male
indifference.
If you cry, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are an insensitive
bastard.
If you make a decision without
consulting her, you are a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without
consulting you, she's liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something
she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female
form and frilly underwear, you are a pervert.
If you don't, you are a fag.
If you like a woman to shave
her legs and keep in shape, you are a sexist.
If you don't, you are unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in
shape, you are vain.
If you don't, you are a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you are
after something.
If you don't, you are not thoughtful.
If you are proud of your achievements,
you are up yourself.
If you don't, you are not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she is
tired.
If you have a headache, you
don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you
are oversexed.
If you don't, there must be
someone else.
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