How stupid are we?
He's a few clowns short of a circus
She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal
He's an experiment in artificial stupidity
He's a few beers short of a six pack
She's dumber than a box of hair
He's a few peas short of a casserole
She doesn't have all her Cornflakes in one box
The wheels spinning but the hamster's dead
He's one Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
She's one taco short of a combination plate
He's a few feathers short of a whole duck
He's all foam...no beer
The cheese slid off her cracker
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
He has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
She couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down
His intellect is rivaled only by garden tools
He's as smart as bait
He doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair
Her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
He forgot to pay his brain bill
Her sewing machine's out of thread
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
His belt doesn't go through all the loops
If she had another brain, it would be lonely
He's missing a few buttons on his remote control
There's no grain in his silo
He's proof that evolution can go in reverse
His receiver is off the hook
She's several nuts short of a full pouch
Her skylight leaks a little
Too much yardage between the goal posts
Not the sharpest knife in the draw
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My first time
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