Boobs!
When fashion says, as fashion
must,
That females should
expose the bust,
How odd will be the
sights we'll see,
Such infinite variety.
From tiny buds not
yet in bloom,
To those which fill
up half the room.
But first let's start
off with the flats,
With ribs on view
like building slats.
The teenage girls will
start the craze,
By giving "half an
egg" displays.
And then improving
on the view,
There'll be the orange,
cut in two.
So now there comes
the classic type,
Round and cushioned,
soft and ripe.
The perky ones deserve
a line,
Pointing upwards all
the time.
Upsetting to the manly
sight,
One points left and
one points right.
And then there's one,
takes so much space,
How can the other
keep it's place?
And so we come around
to the flops,
Like spaniels ears,
or razor strops.
The double chins,
the pigeon toes,
The blusher, and the
purple nose.
Then jewels pendant
from the ends,
Will add to fashions
topless trends.
The only common factor
seen,
Will be the upright
cleft between.
As long as there are
two abreast,
Who is to say which
sort is best.
The great advantage
is, I feel,
At least we'll know
that they are real.
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Nice
centerfold
Cock
needs a chick
I need
you NOW!!
I'm
just getting on for a minute!!!
A
few Irish jokes:-))
Read
all about it!!
Man
seeks woman - woman seeks man
PLEASE
don't say this after sex!!
Nekkid
pics!!!
Dear
wife......
Graffiti
on the walls
How
to attract men!!!
Women's
rules for men!
Cheap
burglar alarms
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