ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.
ACTORS do it on cue.
ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved"
method.
AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.
ANSI does it in the standard
way
ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.
ARCHITECTS have great plans.
ARTISTS are exhibitionists.
ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it
over and over.
ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus
ATTORNEYS make better motions.
AUDITORS like to examine figures.
BABYSITTERS charge by the hour.
BAILIFFS always come to order.
BAKERS knead it daily.
BAND MEMBERS play all night.
BANKERS do it with interest
- penalty for early withdrawal
BARBERS do it with shear pleasure.
BARTENDERS do it on the rocks.
BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to
first base.
BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more
often.
BEEKEEPERS like to eat their
honey.
BEER BREWERS do it with more
hops.
BEER DRINKERS get more head.
BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds.
BOOKKEEPERS do it with double
entry
BOSSES delegate the task to
others.
BOWLERS have bigger balls.
BRICKLAYERS lay all day.
BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a
rubber.
BUS DRIVERS come early and
pull out on time.
BUTCHERS have better meat.
C`Bers do it on the air.
CAMPERS do it in a tent.
CARPENTERS hammer it harder.
CARPET LAYERS do it on the
floor.
CHEERLEADERS do it with more
enthusiasm.
CHEMISTS like to experiment.
CHESSPLAYERS check their mates.
CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation.
CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically
CLOWNS do it for laughs.
COACHES whistle while they
work.
COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with
bugs
COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs.
COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just
can`t stop.
COMPUTER OPERATORS get the
most out of their software.
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a
better foundation.
CONSULTANTS tell other how
to do it.
COPS have bigger guns
COWBOYS handle anything horny.
COWGIRLS like to ride bareback.
CRANE OPERATORS have swinging
balls.
CREDIT MANAGERS always collect.
DANCERS do it in leaps and
bounds.
DEADHEADS do it with Jerry.
DEER HUNTERS will do anything
for a buck.
DENTAL HYGENISTS do it till
it hurts.
DENTISTS do it in your mouth.
DETECTIVES do it under cover.
DIETICIANS eat better.
DIRECT MAILERS get it in the
sack.
DIVERS do it deeper.
DOCTORS do it with patience.
DRUGGISTS fill your prescription.
DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time.
DRYWALLERS are better bangers.
ELECTRICIANS check your shorts.
ENGINEERS charge by the hour.
EXECUTIVES have large staffs.
FARMERS spread it around.
FIREMEN are always in heat.
FISHERMEN are proud of their
rods.
FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured
by the yard.
FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush.
FURRIERS appreciate good beaver.
GARBAGEMEN come once a week.
GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses.
GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump
all day.
GEOLOGISTS are great explorers.
GOLFERS do it in 18 holes.
GYMNISTS mount and dismount
well.
HACKERS do it with fewer instructions
HAIRDRESSERS give the best
blow jobs.
HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency.
HANDYMEN like good screws.
HEWLETT PACKARD does it with
precision
HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the
saddle longer.
HUNTERS do it with a bang.
INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium
lovers.
INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all
over the house.
INVENTORS find a way.
JANITORS clean up afterwards.
JEWELERS mount real gems.
JOGGERS do it on the run.
LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper.
LAWYERS do it in their briefs.
LIBRARIANS do it quietly.
LOCKSMITHS can get into anything.
LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last
longer.
MACHINESTS make the best screws.
MAGICIANS are quicker than
the eye.
MAINTENANCE MEN sweep `em off
their feet.
MANAGERS supervise others.
MARKETING REPs do it on comission
MILKMEN deliver twice a week
MILLIONAIRES pay to have it
done.
MINERS sink deeper shafts.
MINISTERS do it on Sundays.
MISSILEMEN have better thrust.
MODELS do it in any position.
MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with
all sorts of characters
MOTORCYCLISTS like something
hot between their legs.
MOVIE STARS do it on film.
MUSICIANS do it with rythm.
NONSMOKERS do it without huffing
and puffing.
NURSES call the shots.
OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under.
OPERATORS do it person-to-person.
OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face.
PAINTERS do it with longer
strokes.
PARAMEDICS can revive anything.
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a
flash.
PHYSICISTS do it with uniform
harmonic motion
PILOTS keep it up longer.
PLUMBERS do it under the sink.
POLICEMEN like big busts.
POLITICIANS do it for 4 years
then have to get re-erected.
POSTMEN come slower.
PRINTERS do it without wrinkling
the sheets.
PRINTERS reproduce the fastest.
PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the
end.
PROFESSORS do it by the book.
RACERS like to come in first.
RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off
the wall.
RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast
it.
REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all
the prime spots.
RECYCLERS use it again.
REPAIRMEN can fix anything.
REPORTERS do it daily.
RESEARCHERS are still looking
for it.
RETAILERS move their merchandise.
ROOFERS do it on top.
RUNNERS get into more pants.
SAILORS like to be blown.
SALESPEOPLE have away with
their tongues.
SCIENTISTS discovered it.
SECRETARIES do it from 9 to
5.
SKYDIVERS are good till the
last drop.
SOCCER PLAYERS have leather
balls.
SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral
specialists.
SPELUNKERS do it underground.
SPORTSCASTERS like an instant
replay.
STEWARDESSES do it in the air.
STUDENTS usae their heads.
SURGEONS are smooth operators.
TAILORS make it fit.
TAXI DRIVERS do it all over
town.
TAXIDERMISTS mount anything.
TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let
their fingers do the walking.
TELLERS can handle all deposits
and withdrawals.
TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls.
TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks.
TRUCKERSS carry bigger loads.
TYPISTS do it in triplicate.
VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers.
VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it
up.
WAITRESSES serve it piping
hot.
WATER SKIERS come down harder.
WELDERS have hotter rods.
WRESTLERS know the best holds.
WRITERS have novel ways.