AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART DOG
2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT'S
OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L,
AUTO EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
TICKLE ME ELMO. NEW IN BOX. HARDLY TICKLED. $700
2 TINKLE ME ELMO DOLLS - BEST OFFER
BLACK FACE COWS, CALVES... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000
DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOUR VALENTINE - HAVE
YOUR SEPTIC TANK
PUMPED.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR DOG
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.
SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE - 89 cents
GERMAN SHEPHERD. 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BTH HOME.
CHARMIN ULTRA BATHROOM TISSUE -- BONELESS
NORDIC TRACK $300 - HARDLY USED - CALL CHUBBY at:
BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING - "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG...LOOKS LIKE A RAT...BEEN
OUT AWHILE...BETTER
BE A REWARD.
HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
GET A LITTLE JOHN - THE TRAVELING URINAL - HOLDS
2 1/2 BOTTLES OF
BEER.
PRESIDENT'S CHOICE - COW MANURE - 2 33lb bags - $5
HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
GEORGIA PEACHES - CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
CUTE KITTEN FOR SALE, 2 CENTS OR BEST OFFER
NICE PARACHUTE - NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE - SLIGHTLY STAINED
BORDER COLLIE FEMALE TO A GOOD HOE. GOOD WITH CHILDREN.
WHIRLPOOL BUILT IN OVEN -- FROST FREE!
BARBIE COUNTRY RIDE -- (note: most dolls cannot pedal the bike).
93 PONTIAC LEMONS - LOW MILES
FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.
FROZEN SOFT & GENTLE BATH TISSUE - 4 ROLLS 99 CENTS
AMERICAN FLAG - 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED - $100
KITTENS 8 WEEKS OLD - SEEKING GOOD CHRISTIAN HOME.
TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
NOTICE: TO PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE LARGE PUMPKIN ON HIGHWAY 87 NEAR SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE. PLEASE RETURN THE PUMPKIN AND BE CHECKED. PUMPKIN MAY BE RADIOACTIVE. ALL OTHER PLANTS IN VICINITY ARE DEAD.
EXERCISE EQUIPMENT QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRING - $175.
OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB - AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY, MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER - $300.
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
CHICKEN & DUMPING DINNER TO BE HELD SATURDAY
SO FRENCH, AFTER ONE CUP YOU'LL WANT TO GO OUI, OUI.
GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.
GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL.
OPEN HOUSE - BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON - FREE
COFFEE & DONUTS
