Blondes fight back

REVENGE OF THE BLONDES

Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn't show the dirt.
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable
Why are most brunettes flat-chested? It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache
Why is the color brunette considered evil? When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?
How can you tell a brunette is lonely? Check her for a pulse
What is the most frustrated animal in the world? A brunette rabbit
Why do brunettes wear training bras? It's cheaper than changing their bandaids every day
Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls? Parents felt the dandruff might be contagious
How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair? With a rake
What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween? They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops
Why don't brunettes get breast implants? They've already spent their money on thigh & butt implants
What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover ? " What part of 'yes' don't you understand ?"
Why did God create brunettes? So ugly men wouldn't feel left out
What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation
Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant? From their underarms
Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job? Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch
How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
Startled What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette? A hostage
How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color? By studying what oil spills did to seaweed
What's the difference between a brunette and the trash? At least the trash gets taken out once a week

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