You're Not a Monk
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"
The monks graciously accept
him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep,
he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the
sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."
The man is disappointed
but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry
way.
Some years later, the same
man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed
him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that
he had heard years earlier.
The next morning, he asks
what it is, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."
The man says, "All right,
all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that
sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?"
The monks reply, "You must
travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the
exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become
a monk."
The man sets about his task.
Forty five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery.
He says, "I have travelled the earth and have found what you have asked
for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382
sand pebbles on the earth."
The monks reply, "Congratulations.
You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound."
The monks lead the man to
a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is right behind that
door."
The man reaches for the
knob, but the door is locked. He says, "Real funny. may I have the key?"
The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door
is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door.
The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of
ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that
door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man
had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, amethyst...
Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.
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But I can't tell you what
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